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Goldstein: My Screwed Life - A Riveting Memoir of Mishaps and Misadventures

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A Laugh-Out-Loud Look at Life's Little Screw-Ups

From the moment Goldstein was born, it was clear that life had a twisted sense of humor. As a toddler, he managed to get his head stuck in a bannister, requiring a team of firefighters to extricate him. In elementary school, he accidentally set his pants on fire during a science experiment. And in high school, he was the victim of a cruel prank that involved a bucket of water and a strategically placed banana peel.

But Goldstein's misadventures didn't end there. In college, he accidentally joined a cult that worshipped a giant rubber ducky. As an adult, he lost his job after accidentally sending a profanity-laced email to his entire company. And on his wedding day, he tripped and fell into the wedding cake, ruining both the cake and his new tuxedo.

I, Goldstein: My Screwed Life

by Al Goldstein

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Language	:	English
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Print length	:	304 pages

Through it all, Goldstein has maintained his sense of humor. In this hilarious and heartwarming memoir, he recounts his most embarrassing and absurd moments with wit and self-deprecation. Goldstein's ability to find humor in life's little screw-ups is sure to make you laugh out loud.

What Readers Are Saying

"Goldstein: My Screwed Life is a laugh-out-loud memoir that will resonate with anyone who has ever had a mishap or misadventure. Goldstein's ability to find humor in the most absurd situations is truly remarkable." - Our Book Library reviewer

"I laughed so hard I cried reading Goldstein: My Screwed Life. Goldstein is a master of self-deprecation, and his stories are sure to make you feel better about your own mishaps." - Goodreads reviewer

"Goldstein: My Screwed Life is a must-read for anyone who loves a good laugh. Goldstein's misadventures are hilarious, and his ability to turn even the most embarrassing moments into something funny is truly impressive." - BookBub reviewer